Slang Dictionary:
Big Fat Fatty, Fluffy, Gigantor— fat people
Disgustingtons, Spanish disgustador, gargamel, chupacabra, sea-donkey, goblin, hurt, beast monkey— ugly people
Touched— mentally handicapped
Retard strength— super strong people with mental handicaps
Uncle-daddys, springers— inbred people
Bowl Painter- steamy turds that coat the toilet...after the flush, also explosive diarrhea
Other Blogs:
chupacabra-my wife brings the pain
brotherbones-photoblog
Margaret Cho
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Friday, December 10, 2004
what do I hate today......
I hate ashley simpson--and her lip syncing--and her lie to Katie Couric about how when you use a guide track you hear the singers live voice over the sound of the guide track..what a flat out lie....First off it wasn't a guide track, it was lip syncing....and she isn't even very good at it..NO TALENT..move on
Rush Limbaugh--this man is what we experts call a piece of shit..jailing people who use drugs is ok as long as they are brown..but if they are pudgy white and smell like mayo it is so so wrong. Fuck Rush.
Toby Keith--Redneck moron, stupid as box of dirt. They need to stopo giving recording contracts and microphones to Uncle Daddys and the like.
Newscasters crying about retiring....grow some god damn balls you pussies, you are rich so shut up. Nobody wants to see your withered face telling us what we already read on the internet.
Posted at 05:26 pm by ranter
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Friday, November 05, 2004
taken from Fanatical Apathy:
We in blue states produce the vast majority of the wealth in this country and pay the most taxes, and you in the red states receive the majority of the money from those taxes while complaining about 'em. We in the blue states are the only ones who've been attacked by foreign terrorists, yet you in the red states are gung ho to fight a war in our name. We in the blue states produce the entertainment that you consume so greedily each day, while you in the red states show open disdain for us and our values. Blue state civilians are the actual victims and targets of the war on terror, while red state civilians are the ones standing behind us and yelling "Oh, yeah!? Bring it on!"
Posted at 02:36 pm by ranter
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Thursday, November 04, 2004
Not to have this blog be too political there are things that transcend politics, some things that make it all alright..I give you:
Posted at 02:39 pm by ranter
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This is Why this Country Sucks
apparently we are:
Check out these links, my son found these fliers at our house, I wouldn't be so upset if Bush took a dirt nap, he and Cheney both and their gang of Klansmen.
I know some people would say that is harsh, but think about how many people his gang of thugs have killed.....hundreds of thousands, and the men and women who serve overseas in Iraq are on his hands, also the dead and mutilated Iraqis that are innocent victims of his insane quest. He has shown this country to be uglier than I ever thought it could be.
And they should be ashamed of the way they treat the Black citizens of this country suppressing and minimalzing us. They got four more years, or as I call them "4 more to fuck up". There will be hell to pay in this country, and unlike these ultra conservative, religious zealots, I mean that figuratively.
It really pains me to see not only such ignorance in this country but such an evil and concerted effort to tear down a man who wanted to do good for us all, John Kerry unlike Bush, and unlike Cheney, and unlike Bush senior..actually had good intentions, he wanted this country to heal, and he wanted this country to maximize it's potential..it's a shame that we let another one of the good ones get away. Well let's enjoy our 4 more years of death, destruction, unemployment, recession, fear, tyranny, terrorism and deception..that is a lot for one President to achieve in 4 years but if anybody can do it, Bush can.
Here is a link to the aforementioned propaganda:
Front Side
Back Side
Posted at 02:35 pm by ranter
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Posted at 01:00 pm by ranter
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Wednesday, October 20, 2004
OK somebody, anybody defend this moron...
NEW YORK (CNN) -- The founder of the U.S. Christian Coalition said Tuesday he told President George W. Bush before the invasion of Iraq that he should prepare Americans for the likelihood of casualties, but the president told him, "We're not going to have any casualties." Full Text of Article:
http://www.cnn.com/2004/ALLPOLITICS/10/19/robertson.bush.iraq/index.html
Posted at 02:05 pm by ranter
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Monday, October 18, 2004
I hate how the movie theater has a monopoly on the refreshments that I am allowed to enjoy in the movie that I paid for. What the hell is that all about? I can understand not bringing food to a restaurant, that is what they do, they feed you, so it makes total sense. If I was watching a DVD at home I would be allowed to eat what I want, damnit it should be that way at the movie theater as well.
So there I was on Sunday heading to the movies with my son, since I am raising a contrarian I might as well show him the ropes. What happened next is a portrait of a father and son moment:
We pulled into McDonalds, and purchased three cheeseburgers and two orders of McNuggets. We didn’t order drinks as that could get too complicated to hide. We pulled into the theater and I stuffed one cheeseburger in my jeans pocket. One order of McNuggets in the pocket of my hooded sweatshirt…almost forgot, the other order of McNuggets in the hood of my sweatshirt, and lastly for the other two cheeseburgers I needed a prop, so what I did was grab a skull cap from the back seat and stuffed the other two cheeseburgers in the hat and that was that. Oops, for the McNugget sauce I initiated my son into the project, utilizing his pockets for the tasty tangy sweet and sour sauce we both enjoy.
Takes me back to the old days, and I was glad to have passed on that tradition that my mom passed to me.
Posted at 02:52 pm by ranter
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Friday, October 01, 2004
Kerry whipped Bush's monkey ass, plain and simple.
Posted at 09:01 am by ranter
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Thursday, September 30, 2004
So DC gets a team, here are my top names for a Washington DC baseball franchise:
1. The Washington Waste--IF you have seen the city you know what I mean, also encompasses the school system.
2. The Washington Waft--This city smells of gasoline and urine.
3. The Washington Trollops--my ode to the prostitutes.
4. The Washington Water Supply--This name really strikes fear.
5. The D.C. Dope--what better mascot than a joint or a crack rock
6. The Washington Homeless—self exlanatory
7. The Washington Sirens—can you go more than a few minutes without hearing one, or more
8. The Washington Wiggle-- I just like the sound of this one, you have a cool mascot with this name
Posted at 11:15 am by ranter
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I guess metro has seen fit to crack down on people eating and drinking on the rail trains. What a bunch of bullshit. Metro has much bigger issues than my engulfing my cheeseburger and fries on my way home, which I often do, never been caught--so bite me Mr. Metro.
What about the fact that they forces us to use these plastic cards if we want to ride the metro and park as well, yet they didn't make enough of them, and of the 6 farecard machines at my stop, only two of them are smartrip machines, which makes no sense, most of the people that metro there use smartrip and the ones that don't can get a regular farecard at the smartrip machines. And this morning like a lot of mornings one of the two machines was broken, so there is a line of 20 god damn people trying to use the one machine.
Seems they are quick to try to enforce rules and raise fares but when it comes to service they suck the big one. This isn't to say the bottom of the metro totem poles are retarded just the management, I tend to dig on the train operators, they are pretty comical a lot of the time, usually on purpose and sometimes due to their horrible, horrible butchery of names. If I don't count the stops or look at a metro map I would have no idea where the hell I was half the time. That just makes life exciting.
You can count on a breakdown usually 3 to 4 times a week, who knows why, the explanations are usually pretty vague, "Green Line train will be delayed because of 'garble, garble, mixelplix, rumplestiltskin' sorry for the delay".
Then there is the old metro lie, "Customer please do not overload this train, there is a train directly behind this one". Directly behind my ass..what that means is, "don't overload my train, there is a train 15 minutes behind this one, so sit down and wait"
So I will continue to snarf burgers and fries and drink my diet, yes I said diet soda too..and if as usual I get the "you should be ashamed" look from any other passengers, I will respond politely "go fuck yourself".
Posted at 09:20 am by ranter
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